The Assassination will be televised!

Mr. Televangelist par excellence and former Presidential candidate, Pat Robertson came up with an ideal solution to make sure that Venezuelan oil reaches the Shores of Yamrica…the same old trick that the CIA was notorious for in South America – Assassination ! His logic is plain and simple:
1. Venezuela has oil reserves south of the border and we need to get it…to make sure that our way of life (i.e., driving huge HUMMERS and gas-guzzling SUVs) does not come to a halt. What would Jesus Drive?
2. Hugo has been raising hell for us and creating a haven for – THE communists and THE Islamic terrorists (I wonder if all terrorists are Muslims? Are all communists terrorists?)
3. Economics!! The cost of an assassination Vs. the cost of war...(Looks like he ain’t believing Dubya’s Operation Freedom and Democracy in Eye-Raq!)
4. We’ve done it before….quite successfully…hmm let’s see Chile, Iran…Nicaragua (?). No need for special training!
5. Assassinating is a Christian thing to do….It doesn’t read Thou Shall not Assassinate now, does it?

Imagine if this dude was the leader of the “Free” world? Well, at least he is open about his agenda….With Dubya, we always get a watered down and keep the faith version…

Bring out Moses from Retirement…Let him work on a new set of commandments, coz the old one has expired, at least at the 700 club HQ (Now, what the hell is 700? Perhaps it is 007 = License to Kill (i.e., assassinate?) I hope one of commandments says: “IGNORE Pat Robertson and the likes.”